Cheaper than Therapy

For years, I loudly professed my love of breakup songs.  I loved wallowing in exquisite musical angst, and I pored over the lyrics of distraught songwriters like they were Shakespearean sonnets. But then I was the victim of love lost, and suddenly, it seemed like every song I had ever loved was about either the giddiest heights of affection or the desperate lows of romantic grief—there seemed to be no melodious in-between.

I hurriedly compiled a playlist titled “Feel Better” in the hopes that I would.  I combed through my iTunes for songs that either had nothing to do with love/angst/breakups, or were the musical equivalent of a hearty “feh” to feelings.  In the hopes that some future sad sack will somehow happen across this blog post when they need a soundtrack to drown out their sad cycling thoughts, here are the standouts.  Feel better.

“National Anthem”—Lana Del Rey.  This is a love song, but a delightfully sociopathic one—all the narrator’s affections are directed toward the shallow pleasures of money and social climbing.

 

“A/B Machines”—Sleigh Bells.  Play this song loudly and you won’t be physically capable of thinking about anything other than the joyous pain of your vibrating brain.

 

“Young Forever”—Nicki Minaj.  Onika Tanya Maraj might seem an odd choice for musical therapy, but sing along with the lyric “I’ma shed a tear but I really don’t care” and feel yourself start to believe it.

 

“Your Ex-Lover is Dead”—Stars.  Two lovers ex-lovers reflect on a love long dead in which they lost “nothing but time and a face.”  Repeat after them: “Live through this and you won’t look back.”

Stop…Bummer Time

Perhaps to counteract the general loveliness of my life, I tend to gravitate toward music that revels in the tragic.  I spend way too much time making playlists (and forcing mix CDs onto people—sorry, everybody), and my most carefully cultivated mix is titled “Angst and Breakups.”  I like songs where I can hear the singer’s voice break, and the chorus feels like it’s punching me in the guts.  I don’t care if the song is literally about a failing relationship (bonus points if it is), but if it sounds like things are falling apart, I want to hear it.

With these criteria in mind, I’ve picked 5 breakup jams to “celebrate” the end of the week and to remind you that love’s labors are usually lost.

In no particular order, culled from a long, long, list:

1. Song: Jolene

Artist: Ray LaMontagne

Key Line: “It’s been so long since I’ve seen your face, or felt a part of the human race. I’ve been living out of this here suitcase for way too long.”

Notes: Even the happy songs on this album feel like breakup songs—this is probably why I love Trouble so much.

2. Song: Good Arms vs. Bad Arms

Artist: Frightened Rabbit

Key Line: “I am armed with the past, and the will, and a brick. I might not want you back, but I want to kill him.”

Notes: This entire album, The Midnight Organ Fight, is breakup song GOLD.  Try “Poke” if you really want to wallow.

3. Song: Come Pick Me Up

Artist: Ryan Adams

Key Line: “I wish you’d make up my bed so I can make up my mind.”

Notes: This is an obvious pick, but come on. If you looking for a real heart-shredding breakup jam, this is it.

4. Song: Cold Fame

Artist: Band of Skulls

Key Line: “Nothing hurts like an answered phone. Drinking some, waking up alone.”

Notes: Stick around for the turn at 4:53.

5. Song: 85

Artist: Rilo Kiley

Key Line: “I’m just of real sad folk. ’85 was our best year. And she says it gets much worse, before it gets any better.”

Notes: The saddest thing about this song is that I never got to see Rilo live before they broke up.